Betty and Chester knew each other from childhood but were in their
 seventies when they got married.
 
 They had to wait for Betty's mother to pass away first. Back in those days
 there was no hanky-panky before marriage so Chester and Betty were both
 still virgins.
 
 Needless to say Chester was pretty excited on their wedding night, having
 waited so patiently all these years. However, Betty was very apprehensive
 because she had developed a heart condition and would have to tell Chester
 that they could not "do it."
 
 Chester is now sitting on the bed wanting Betty to hurry. He detects a
 little reluctance on her part.
 
 Thinking that she is shy, he sends her off to the bathroom to get undressed.
  When she reappears in her satin nightie, he gets her to sit next to him on
 the bed.
 
 Not knowing how to get things started, he pulls the first strap on her
 nightie. She blushes just as red as the nightie. She is really concerned
 about telling Chester about her heart condition.
 
 In the meantime Chester is looking at the first breast he has seen up close
 since his own mother's. It is hanging there down to her belly button,
 gravity having Taken its toll over some sixty years. He realizes her
 anxiety but figures she is going to have to be helped a little more, so he
 pulls the second strap and sees the second breast unroll downward before
 him.
 
 Poor Betty is now beside herself. She is going to have to tell Chester
 about her heart. With a quivering voice and mustering up all her courage,
 she says, "Chester, I have acute angina."
 
 
 Chester says, "I hope so, 'cause you've sure got ugly boobs."