HUSKY BIKER
A
husky biker stopped by the local Harley shop to have his bike fixed.
They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and
would just walk home. On
the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and
an anvil. He also stopped by the feed store and livestock dealer and
picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside
the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
While
he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who
told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603
Mockingbird Lane ?" The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live
at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this
stuff." The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the
bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and
carry the goose in your other hand? "Why
thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On
the way he said "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll
be there in no time." The
little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely
widow without a husband to defend me." "How do I know that when we get
in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall and have your way
with me?" The biker said, "Holy
smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a
goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall
and do that?" The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the
bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."