Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention
A man
boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he
glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon
realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have
it, she took the ! seat right beside his.
Eager to
strike up a conversation he blurted out "Business trip or pleasure?".
She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago".
He
swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling
to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business! role
a the convention?".
"Lecture",
she responded. "I am the lead lecturer, where I use information that I
have learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality".
"Really",
he said, "And what kinds of myths are there?".
"Well", she
explained, "One popular myth is that African-American men are the most
well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native Americ an Indian
who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Scottish
descent that are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with
the absolutely best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly
the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she
said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you. I don't even
know your name."
"Tonto,"
the man said, "Tonto McTavish, But my friends call me Bubba."