A man is strolling down the street in  Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of  the bottle comes a Genie. The man is stunned.

 

The Genie says,"Hello Master, I will grant  you one  wish, anything you want."

 

The man  begins thinking, "Well, I really like  drinking tequila."

 

Finally the man says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I  want, so make me  pee tequila."

 

The Genie  grants him his wish.

 

When the man gets home, he  gets a glass out of  the cupboard and pees in it. He looks at the  glass and it's clear...looks like tequila. Then smells the  liquid... smells like tequila. So he takes a taste, and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.

 

The husband yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come  quickly!"

 

She comes running down the hall, and the man takes another glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He  tells her to drink it. It is tequila.

 

Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all  night.

 

The next night the man comes home from  work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He  proceeds to fill the two glasses.

 

The result is the same. The  tequila is excellent, and the couple drinks until the sun comes  up.

 

Finally Friday night comes and the husband comes home from work and tells his wife, " Consuelo, grab one glass from  the cupboard and we will drink Tequila."

 

His wife gets the glass  from the cupboard and sets it on  the table.

 

The husband begins to fill  the glass; and when he fills it, his wife asks him, "But Pancho,  why do we need only one glass?"

 

Pancho raises the  glass and says, "BECAUSE TONIGHT, MI AMOR, YOU DRINK FROM THE  BOTTLE."