I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank;
the line was short - just one guy in front of me,
an Asian trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was
a little agitated.

He asked the teller,
"Why it change?
Yestoday
I get two hunat dolla fo yen - today I get hunat eighty?
Why it change?"

The teller says,
"Fluctuations."

The Asian guy replies:
"Fluc you white guys too!"