Watch Out !!!

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer
Crossing sign on our road.

The reason:
"Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing
anymore."
From Odon,In.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.  She
asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce."

 He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
He was a Chef?

Yep...From Bloomington, In.

 IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport
employee asked,!

"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?

To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I
know?"

He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

Happened in Evansville, In.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.

She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.

I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.

Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing
driving?!"

She was a probation officer in Terre Haute, In.

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IDIOT SIGHTING:

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.
She was leaving the company due to "downsizing."

Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun.
We should do this more often."

Not another word was spoken.
We all just looked at each other with that
deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a bunch at:  DMV, Bedford, In.

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IDIOT SIGHTING:

I work with an individual who plugged his power strip back into itself
and for the sake of his own life, couldn't understand why his system
would not turn on.

A deputy with the Lawrence County Sheriffs office no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick
up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the
drivers side door.  As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively
tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I
announced to the technician, "its open!"

His reply, "I know - I already got that side."

This was at the Ford dealership in Mitchell, In.
      

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STAY ALERT!
They walk among us ... and they REPRODUCE