A man was in a long
line at Wal-Mart.
As he
got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he
asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the
register.
She asked, "What size
condoms?"
The customer
replied that he didn't know.
She
asked him to drop his pants. He did.
She reached
over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom,
"One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line
thought this was interesting, and like most
of us, was
up for a cheap thrill.
When he got
up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to
get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register
for him.
She asked him what
size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked
him to drop his pants.
He did.
She gave him
a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized
condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back
was this teenage boy.
He thought
what he had seen was way too cool.
He had never
had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this
was his chance.
When he got
to the register he told the checker he
needed
some condoms.
She asked
him what size and he said he didn't know.
She asked
him to drop his pants and he did.
She reached
over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom
and said.
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