She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to  a  very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!

 "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a  faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a  divorce straight away!"

And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you  what  happened"

 "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to  me!"

And he began:

 "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here  asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I  took  pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin,  not  well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I  brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,  the  ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor  thing devoured them in moments.  Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was  doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw  them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that  you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,

which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

 I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't  wear  just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the  expensive  boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them..."

He took a quick breath and continued:

"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to  the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said  '"Please........do

you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'