Grandchildren 3

When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, I'm not sure."

Look in your underwear, Grandma," he advised. "Mine says I'm four to six."

-----------------------------------------------------------------

second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma,

uess what? We learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than

little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said,

How do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change

y" to "i" and add 'es'"

What English Teacher wouldn't love that one?)

---------------------------------------------------------------

hildren's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a

eacher. The small boy wrote: "The Fireman came down the ladder pregnant."

he teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant

eans?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means

arrying a child."