Grandchildren 2

My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how

ou and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked,"No, how

re we alike? "You're both old," he replied.

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little 4 yr. old girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's

ord processor. She told him she was writing a story. "What's it about?" he

sked.

I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."

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didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided

o test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She

ould tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for me, so I

ontinued. At last she headed for the door, saying sagely, "Grandma, I think

ou should try to figure out some of these

ourself!"