Grandchildren 1

A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to

iscuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it

as. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the

overs off thy neighbor's wife,"

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Our five-year-old grandson couldn't wait to tell his grandfather about the

ovie we had watched on television, "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea." The

cenes with the submarine and the giant octopus had kept him wide-eyed. In

he middle of the telling, my husband interrupted, "Mark! "What caused the

ubmarine to sink?" With a look of incredulity Mark replied, "Grampa, it was

he 20,000 leaks!!"

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hen my grandson, Billy, and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the

ights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.

till, a few fire flies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy

hispered,  "It's no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with

lashlights."