A short funny


An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.  A teenager sat down next
to him. He had  spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue &
violet.  The old man stared.  Whenever the teen looked, the old man was
staring.  Finally, the teenager said sarcastically:

 "What's the  matter, oldman, never done anything wild in your life?" 

Without  missing a beat the old man replied:
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock,  just
wondering if you were my son."