Southern Humor

Alabama:
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos
for the
day.  That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
under the weight of an eight-point buck.
Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind.  He's a couple of miles back up
the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?"  they
inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter.  "But I figured no one is going
to steal Henry!"
  And My Favorite:
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of
the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the
car and one behind it.  Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he
turned
around and went back.  He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man
replied, "I have a flat tire."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares
in the
front and flares in the back!  I never did understand it either."
Kentucky:
NEWS FLASH!  - Kentucky's worst air disaster occurred when a small
two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of Indiana
students,
crashed into a cemetery earlier today.  Search and Rescue workers
have
recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as
digging
continues into the evening.
The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery
efforts.
Tennessee:
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65.  The
trooper asked,
"Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
Mississippi:
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said
to his
buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?
"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
number."
  Louisiana:
A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying...  "When the end of the
world
comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied he'd
rather
be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years
later than
in the rest of the civilized worlder."