Preacher Please Stay !!

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger
congregation that will pay him more.

There is a hush within the congregation, .... no one wants him to

leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up
and
proclaims, ... "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new
Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport
their
children!"

The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and
says,
... "If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his
salary,
and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of
all
his children!"

More sighs and loud applause, ........

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the
Preacher stays, .... I will give him sex!"

There is total silence, .........

The Preacher, blushing, asks her, .... "Mrs. Jones, whatever
possessed you to say that?"
Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide; holding
 his
 forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to
 side,
 while his wife replies, ...

 "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said,
 ....
 "Screw the Preacher!"

P.S. . isn't senility something else?