good
thinking
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the
station
when he notices a little girl next door in a little red
wagon
with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose
tightly
coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's
helmet.
The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fire
fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That
sure is
a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks"
the girl says.
The
firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl
has tied
the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little
Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to
tell you
how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope
around
the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster."
The
little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably
right, but then I wouldn't have a
siren."