Worse than you thought & worth remembering and this came from a Democrat

Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and
reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle
Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a
little older to discuss it with him, but  now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House)
and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "it" is. It really is great to
know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does
NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating
that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag  the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look
 honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17
witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess"
and the 55  criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

 8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half,  "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all
over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't
 think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your
globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air
Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and
 indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you
pardoned while Governor of Arkansas)

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the
pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and
destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight
(China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of
Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank
you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her "tell-all" book
and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free.
Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and
imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to
release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their
hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren
Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and 
eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It
was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

What a guy!!

If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass this on.  God bless
America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending  my taxes so wisely and frugally.

SINCERELY,
A US Citizen

PS.
Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would
not be able to send this wonderful,  factual e-mail.

AND THE REST OF THE STORY:
Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the "Congressional
Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL
receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were
pension eligible after only 4 years?)

If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential
salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays
for that? WE DO!

It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency,  they purchased a million
dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense.

Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month.
BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.

The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence,
which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man
staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!

When she runs for President, will you vote for her?

How many people can YOU send this to?