Walking Eagle-Hillary Clinton
A few weeks ago in up state New York, Senator Hillary Clinton
was invited
to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation. She spoke
for almost an hour on her
future plans for increasing every Native American's
present standard of living, should she one day become
the first female
President.
She referred
to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed and
voted "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for
approval. Although
the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed
most enthusiastic
about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters
and brothers."
At the
conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a
plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator
then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news
reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had
come to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that
Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no
longer
fly.