Time for a laugh

  Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and
  plays golf every Saturday.

  His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she
  takes
  him to a local strip club.
 The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"

  His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

  "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

  When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and
  brings
  over a Bud.

  His wife is becoming more suspicious and says, "How did she know
  that you drink Bud?"

  "She's the waitress from the golf club,' Dave says. 'I always have a bud
  at the end of the first nine, honey.'

  A stripper comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave,
  starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey. Want your usual
  table dance, big boy?"

  Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

  Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the
  door,
  he jumps in beside her.

  Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him
  for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at
  him
  at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.

  The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you picked up a real bitch
  this
  time."