Mildred and Chester knew each other from childhood but were in their

seventies when they got married. They had to wait for Mildred's

mother to pass away first, because she didn't approve of Chester;

Back in those days there was no hanky panky before marriage so Chester and
Mildred were both still virgins.

Needless to say Chester was pretty excited on their wedding night,

having waited so patiently all these years. However, Mildred was very

apprehensive as she had developed a heart condition and would have to

tell Chester that they could not do it.

Chester is now sitting on the bed wanting Mildred to hurry up.  He

detects a little reluctance on her part.

Thinking that she is just shy, he sends her off to the bathroom to

get undressed.

When she reappears in her satin nightie, he gets her to sit next to

him on the bed. Not knowing how to get things started, he pulls the

first strap on her nightie. She blushes just as red as her satin

nightie.

She is really concerned about telling Chester about her heart

condition.

In the meantime Chester is looking at the first breast he has seen 

since his own mother's. It is hanging there down to her belly button; 

gravity having taken its course over some sixty years.

He notices her anxiety but figures she is going have to be helped a

little more.

Now he pulls the second strap and sees the second breast unroll

downward before him. Poor Mildred is now beside herself. She is 

going to have to tell Chester about her heart.

With a quivering voice and mustering up all her courage, she says,

Chester, I have acute angina."