Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go
before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel
must
decide which of them gets in.

The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should
go
to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says,"Look at these, they're the most
perfect breasts
God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see
them
every day,for eternity."

The Angel thanks Dolly,and asks Her Majesty the same question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up,
and
 gargles.
Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."

Dolly is outraged and asks,"What was that all about? I show you two
of
God's own perfect creations and you turn me down???"

Would you explain that to me?"

"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel,
"but even in Heaven, a royal flush
beats a pair - no matter how big they are!"