Slamming Tequila
A
guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city.
He's slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it, goes
over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him
couldn't believe that the guy had just done that. He was more surprised
when, ten minutes later, the same guy, unscathed, comes walking back
into the bar and sits back down next to him.
The astonished guy asks "How did you do that? I just saw you jump
out that window and we're hundreds of feet above the GROUND!". The
jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam
a shot of tequila and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me
slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, slams
it down, goes to the window and jumps out. The other guy ru
ns to the window and watches as the guy falls
until right before the ground, slows down and lands softly on his feet.
A few minutes later, the guy walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He
drinks it and goes to the window and jumps. As he reaches the
bottom, he doesn't slow down at all...SPLAT! The first guy orders
another shot of tequila and the bartender says to him, "You're really
an asshole when you're drunk, Superman."