<
style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">Bill, a
handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. >
< style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">He sat down >next to a blonde at
the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was
covering a story of
a man on a
ledge of a tall building preparing to jump
The blonde looked at Bill and
said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bill said, "You know, I bet he'll
jump"
The blonde
replied, "Well,I bet he won't." Bill
placed 10 dollars on
the bar and
said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed
her money on the bar, the guy did a swan
dive off of the building,
falling to his death.
The blonde was
very upset and handed her 20 dollars to Bill,
saying,
"Fair's fair.
Here's your money." Bill replied, "I can't take your
money,
I saw this
earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde
replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Bill
took the money.