Elderly Priest

<>The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first
four rows of pews with plush bucket theater seats.  It worked like a charm. The front of the
Church always fills first now."

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The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you told me a little more beat to the
music would bring young people back to the Church, so I supported you when you brought in that
rock 'n roll gospel choir. Now, we are packed to the balcony!!"

"Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas
of youth."

<>"However," said the elderly priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional."

"But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled
since I began that!"