In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter 
and
Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the
discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations 
afforded
to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while the atheists had 
no
holiday to celebrate.

The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of 
the
godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.

The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the 
long,
passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel 
and
declared, "Case dismissed!"

The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and 
said,
"Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the 
Christians
have Christmas, Easter and many other observances.

And the Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and 
Hanukkah
...and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said

"Obviously your client is too confused to know about, or for that 
matter,
even celebrate the atheists' holiday!"

The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"

The judge said "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---

April 1st!"



The fool says in his heart, "There is no God."
- Psalm 14:1, Psalm 53:1

HOORAY FOR THIS JUDGE