We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to   get
that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough
clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box.

We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick
my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she
does exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but  otherwise
looking good.

The wife welcomes him some and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But
why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like  I asked you
to do?"

The wife replies "I did, they were in your tackle box."

Never, never, try to outsmart a woman...Send this to other smart women.