Texas Hospitality...............

 

Dallas Air Traffic Control:
    "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land  eastbound on runway 9R."

 

    Saudi Air:
    "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land  on runway 9R. Allah be Praised!"

 

    Dallas ATC:
    "Tower to Egypt Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

 

    Egypt Air:
    "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on  runway 9R. Allah is Great."

 

    Pause: Static..............
    Saudi Air:
    "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

 

    Dallas ATC:
    "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

 

    Saudi Air:
    "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!!   INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

    Dallas ATC:
    Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now---ya  hear?"