When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met
him
at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face
and yelled, "How
dare you try to destroy the nation I
helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry
approached, punched him in the nose and
shouted, "You
wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"
James Madison
followed, kicked him in the groin and said,
"This is why I
allowed our government to provide for the
common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson
was next, beat Osama with a long cane
and snarled, "It
was evil men like you who inspired me to
write the
Declaration of Independence."
The
beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason,
James
Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed
their anger on the
terrorist leader.
As Osama lay
bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin
Laden wept and
said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied,
"I told you there would be 72 Virginians
waiting for you in
Heaven. What did you think I said?"