The Best Genie Story Ever 
  
 A husband takes his wife to play her first round of golf..... Of 
course,
 the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of 
the
 biggest house adjacent to the course. 
 The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to 
go up
 there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is
 going to cost us." 
 So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
 voice said, "Come on in." 
  When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass 
was
 all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
 near the broken window. 
 A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
 window?" 
  "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. 
Oh,
 no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.. You see, I'm 

 genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.  
Now
 that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.  I'll 
give
 you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for
 myself." 
  "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a 
 moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the 
rest
 of my life." 
  "No problem," said the genie.  "You've got it, it's the least I can 
do.
 And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" 
  "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. 
 "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every 
country
 in the world," she said. 
 "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be 
safe
 from fire, burglary and natural disasters!" 
 "And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?" 
  "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't 
 been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have 
sex
 with your wife." 
 The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we 
both
 now have a fortune, and all those houses.  What do you think?" 
 She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're 
right. 
 Considering our good fortune, I 
 guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?" 
 "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same 
for
 you!" 
 So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of 
the
 afternoon enjoying each other. 
 After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled 
 over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you 
and
 your husband?" 
  "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. 
 
 "No kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still
 believe in genies?"