The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily
against
wall. The owner asks the clerk: "What's with that guy over there
by
the wall?"
The
clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get
something
for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him
an
entire bottle of laxative."
The
owner, wide-eyed and excited shouts: "You idiot! You can't treat a
cough
with a bottle of laxatives!"
The
clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid