The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called
 the "Style Invitational." The requirements this week were to use the
 two words Lewinsky (The Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in the
 same limerick. Remember, the following winning entries were printed
 in the newspaper.

 Third place:

 There once was a girl named Lewinsky,
 Who played on a flute like Stravinsky.
 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
 On this flute made of beef
 That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

 Second place:

 Said Clinton to young Ms Lewinsky,
 "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski.
 Since you made such a mess,
 Use the hem of your dress;
 And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."

 And the winning entry:

 Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
 What Kaczynski must surely have known:
 That an intern is better
 Than a bomb in a letter
 When deciding how best to be blown