Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband
says, "Twenty
years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I
hope you can
forgive me."
His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days
are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I
forgive you."
They embraced and kissed.
On the seventeenth tee, the husband was starting
his back swing
when the wife blurted out, "I'm sorry darling, I've been so
conscience-stricken since you told me, but since we're being
honest
with each other, I have something to tell you also. Fifty-two
years
ago I had a sex change operation, I was a man before I met
you. I
hope you can forgive me."
The husband, froze at the top of his back swing, then
threw a
fit! He slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the ball
into the
woods, stormed off the tee, pushed the golf cart over on its side,
broke the rest of his clubs one by one, then started on hers.