FEMALE PRAYER

 Before I lay me down to sleep,
 I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
 One who's handsome, smart and strong
 One who loves to listen long,
 One who thinks before he speaks,
 One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
 I pray he's gainfully employed,
 when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
 Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
 Massages my back and begs to do more.
 Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
 Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
 I pray that this man will love me to no end,
 and always be my very best friend.
 Amen.

 MALE PRAYER:
 I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
 with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat.
 This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
 Amen.