NO SEX SINCE 1955

 

A crusty old Boatswain Mate found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college.  There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sailor for conversation She said, "Excuse me, Sailor, but you seem to be a very serious man Is something bothering you?"  "Negative, ma'am," the Sailor said, "Just serious by nature."

 

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."  The Boatswain Mate short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

 

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little.  Relax and enjoy yourself."  The Boatswain Mate just stared at her in his serious manner Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"  The Sailor looked at her and replied, "1955."  She said, "Well, there you are.  You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!  I mean, no sex since  1955!  Isn't that a little extreme?"

 

The Sailor, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "You think so?  It's only 2130 now."