NEVER CHOKE IN A  SOUTHERN RESTAURANT.
 
 Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar.? While
 having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
 Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
 cough.
 After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress.?One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman  shakes her head no."Kin ya breathe?"
 
The woman begins to turn blue and  shakes her head no. The 
hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks 
down her drawers and quickly gives her right  butt cheek a lick with his 
tongue.  
 
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the 
obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the 
hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.? His partner says, "Ya know, I'd 
heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do 
it!"