Some
guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of
his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free
to
good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge sat
there
without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually
decided
that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to
good to
be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for
sale $50". The next day someone stole it.
Caution! These people Vote
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up
every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the
East, (and has for sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't
keep up with that stuff"...
She ALSO votes!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day
I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
was open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting
to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . .
He ALSO votes!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard
one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got
on her
weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but
"didn't
think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving".
She ALSO votes!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut through
a seat
belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. .
My sister ALSO votes!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted
10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount...
He ALSO votes!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached
to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the
chain
rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's
nose
and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the
head is
turned...
My friend ALSO votes!
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I
couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went
to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed
up. She
smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I
was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived
yet?". . .
SHE ALSO votes!
Have a Great Day!!!......