A man
is in the Super Market produce aisle when he notices a rather dishy
blonde
across from him raise her hand and smile hello. He is rather taken
aback
that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he
can't
place
where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know
me?"
She
replies "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of
one
of my
children!"
His
mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
"Christ!"
he says "are you that stripper on my stag night that I
screwed on the
pool
table in front of all my friends whilst your friend whipped
me with some
wet
celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"
"No"
she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"