God bless all my Red neck friends. Gene
We have enjoyed redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country, and God.
If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a redneck if: You still say "yes sir!" when your dad calls your name.
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand, remove your hat, and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and take off your hat when the American flag goes by in a parade.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
You might be a redneck if: You pull to the side of the road and take your hat off when a funeral procession passes.
You might be a redneck if: You would rather work for a dollar than have the government give you someone else's hard earned money for nothing.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Redneck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email. Pass this along to your Redneck friends.