A professor at the
University of North
Carolina was giving
a lecture of the supernatural. To get a feel
for his audience,
he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise
their hands.
"Well, that's a good
start. Out of those of you who
believe in
ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise
their hands.
"That's really good. I'm
really glad you take this
seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise
their hand.
"Has anyone here ever
touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their
hands.
"That's fantastic. Now
let me ask you one question
further....
Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba
raises his hand. The
professor takes off
his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been
giving this
lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a
ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student
replied with a nod and a
grin, and
began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the
front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what
it's
like to have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Sheeiit!
From way back thar I
thought you said Goats."