PEDRO

 Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an?
important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward
heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I
will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."

 Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Pedro looked up again

and said

 "Never mind. I found one."