The Minister and the Fighter pilot

: The Minister and the Fighter pilot (A Baptist Minister) was seated next to a Fighter Pilot on an airline
flight.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Fighter Pilot asked for a scotch and soda, which was brought and
placed
before him. The flight attendant then asked the Minister if he would like a
drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen
whores
than
let liquor touch my lips."
The Fighter Pilot then handed his drink back to the flight attendant
and
said, "Me too! I didn't know we had a choice."