Shipwrecked Redneck
A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.
They
found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there a while,
they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch
the sun
set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As
they
sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the redneck.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the
dog got
jealous, growling fiercely until the redneck took his arm from around
the
sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The
only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the
redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they
rescued her and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young
woman
was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
gentle
breeze; perfect for a night of
romance. Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings"
again. He
fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over
to
the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear,
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"