Bubba was fixing a door and
he found that he needed a new hinge,
so he sent his wife Mary Louise to the hardware store.
At
the hardware store, Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top
shelf
while she was waiting for Joe Bob, the manager, to finish waiting
on a
customer.
When Joe Bob was
finished, Mary Louise asked how much for the teapot.
Joe Bob replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her
to buy, and Joe Bob went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Joe
Bob yelled,
"Mary
Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary
Louise replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."