Case of the Pregnant Lady
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---
CASE OF THE PREGNANT
LADY...
A lady about 8 months
pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at
her. She
immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she
moved again. The man seemed more amused, then on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the
driver and he had the man
arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man who was about 20 years old what he
had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like
this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She
sat under a sweets sign that said: "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I
grinned. Then
she moved and sat under a sign that said: "Logan's Liniment will reduce the
swelling", and I had to
smile! Then
she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the
Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she
moved the fourth time and
sat under
a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"… I just
lost it."
CASE DISMISSED