Cajun Pregnancy

Way down in Louisiana, Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some
time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor and
the doctor began to deliver the baby.  She had a little boy and the doctor
looked over at Bubba and said, "Hey, Bubba! You just had you a son!   Ain't dat grand!"  Bubba got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up
and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet! " The doctor then delivered a little girl.He said, "Hey, Bubba! You got you a daughter! She a pretty lil ting, too."
Bubba got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet! " The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Bubba, you just had yourself another boy!"
 
When Bubba and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil? " She said, "Yeah, I  do. "

      Bubba said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no WD-40."