Another chuckle for the day:

 

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished

to purchase.  As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control

for a

television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?"

I

asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping

with

me,

and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN  (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you

 

can take boiling hot wax pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair

out by the