I
think everyone will enjoy this
Some
of u will relate to it tooWHY LATINOS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS
1.8:45 A.M. IS TOO EARLY FOR US TO BE UP.
2.WE ARE ALWAYS LATE, WE WOULD HAVE MISSED ALL FOUR FLIGHTS.
3.PRETTY PEOPLE ON THE PLANE DISTRACT US.
4.WE WOULD TALK LOUDLY AND BRING ATTENTION TO OURSELVES.
5.WITH FOOD AND DRINKS ON THE PLANE, WE WOULD FORGET WHY WE ARE THERE.
6.WE TALK WITH OUR HANDS...THEREFORE WE WOULD HAVE TO PUT OUR WEAPONS DOWN.
7.WE WOULD ALL WANT TO FLY THE PLANE.
8.WE WOULD ARGUE AND START A FIGHT ON THE PLANE.
9.WE CAN'T KEEP A SECRET, WE WOULD HAVE TOLD EVERYONE A WEEK BEFORE DOING IT.AND MY FAVORITE...
10. WE WOULD HAVE PUT OUR COUNTRY'S FLAG ON THE WINDSHIELD!
Are You A Latino ? How Can You Tell For Sure???
1.If you have ever been hit by a "chancla."
2.If you ever grew up scared of something called "El Cucuy."
3.If others tell you to stop yelling when you are really justtalking.
4.If you light a candle to the Virgin Mary the night before a bigtest.
5.If you use your head to point something out.
6.If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys."
7.If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you fordinner, despite the fact that it's a one-bedroom apartment.
8.If you dance cumbia, merengue, or salsa without the music.
9.If you use "manteca" instead of olive oil and can't figure out whyyour nalgas are getting bigger.
10.If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and aperson is shouting "Subanse, todavia caben mas!"
11.If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab onyour "Vic's Vapor Rub" all over your pecho and inside your nostrils.
12.If your mom packs your "lonche" everyday, eventhough you've justturned 32.
13.If you call the North Americans "gringos" (including canadians)and call all Asian people "chinos" or "chinitos" and call the cornerstore "the chinito's store."
So, send this e-mail to all your Latino friends!!!!
You may also sendthis to all your non-Latino friends,
but if you have to explain tothem more than three times.......... what's the point?!?!?!