A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the

coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get

up first,

and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband

said,

" You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it,

because

that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies,

"No,

you

should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do

the

coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she

fetched

the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of

several

pages, that it indeed says..........  "HEBREWS"