Fifty-two years ago, Herman James, a West Virginia mountain man, was
drafted by the Army.

On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.

On his second day, The Army issued him a tooth brush.
That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked out several of his teeth.

On his third day, he was issued a jock strap.
The Army is still looking for him.