Post Office

A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the
military service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points
toward employment," then asks, "Are you disabled in
any way?"

The guy says, "Yes, 100 percent. A mortar round
exploded near me in Vietnam and blew off my
testicles."

The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, if that's the case,
I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8 a.m.
to 4 p.m. You can start tomorrow. Come in at
10 a.m."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from
8 a.m. to 4 p.m., why do you want me to come in at
10 a.m.?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer explains.
"For the first two hours, we sit around scratching our
balls. No point in you coming in for that."