God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough

draft before the masterpiece.

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving

each other the silent treatment.  Suddenly, the man realized that the

next day,

he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning

business

flight.  Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),

he

wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it

where

he

knew she would find it.  The next morning, the man woke up, only to

discover

it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.  Furious, he was about to

go

and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of

paper by

the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM.  Wake up."